- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to be an idiot.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to climb up fallen trees

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

Pointless Super Powers