The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!