the ability to wake up on an elephant

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to not have any power at all

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to break bones at will.

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to enter a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!