- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to predict the present

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to be heard in space

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

Pointless Super Powers