- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to become powerless

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The power to not see anything

The power to jump face first

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

blindness

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

Pointless Super Powers