The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!