The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to become demented

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!