The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to get married

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to become translucent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!