The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!