- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to quote memes randomly

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to get married

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to be powerless

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!