The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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being black

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!