The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!