- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to look at Sun.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to release the bogus

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

being black

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to lick your balls.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to become famous on vine

Pointless Super Powers