The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to sit

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!