- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to be born again

The power to digest corn.

the power to get married

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Pointless Super Powers