The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!