The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power... to move you.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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lol

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!