01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to self destruct

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!