- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

anything Aquaman does

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to fall asleep each time you

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to be heard in space

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Pointless Super Powers