- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

blindness

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to fly while masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers