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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human
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the power to get married
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the power to enter a coma.
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the power to become translucent
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To be able to generate cancer at will
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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa
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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap
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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.
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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly
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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....
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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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The power to be special just like everyone else.
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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
