- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

the power to be forever alone

The power of bad luck

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to ejaculate napalm

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

Pointless Super Powers