- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to be a snail

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to become demented

the ability to blow yourself

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to smell people's moods

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to see stuff

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to control nothing

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

Pointless Super Powers