- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to block your own powers

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to hovertate

The power to be Chuck Norris

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power of the succulent game

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to murder rocks.

Pointless Super Powers