The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to lick your balls.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

make youself dumb

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to run in slow motion

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!