- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

make youself dumb

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

Pointless Super Powers