- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to walk on land.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to create a meme

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to predict the present

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers