The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to be powerless

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!