- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee any color

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to fart at the worst moments

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power to see stuff

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Pointless Super Powers