- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to release the bogus

The power to die

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

Pointless Super Powers