- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see anything

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

blindness

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to block your own powers

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

Pointless Super Powers