The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!