- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be an idiot.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers