- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to release the bogus

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

being black

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Pointless Super Powers