- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to be alone

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to create a pointless superpower

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers