- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

blindness

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to count to potato

the ability to command watermelons

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to self destruct

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Pointless Super Powers