- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to become a laptop forever!

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to die

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Pointless Super Powers