The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to jump face first

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!