- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to create a meme

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!