- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to digest corn.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to be alone

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to touch your toes

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers