- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power of learning

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to think of pointless powers.

ability to run very fast forever

Pointless Super Powers