The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!