- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to like this post

The power to smell whore

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to shrink boobs

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to be Chuck Norris

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

Vanilla scented blood

Pointless Super Powers