the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to be normal and average

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to like this post

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to smell whore

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to shrink boobs

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!