- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of hindsight

the power to read your own mind

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

Pointless Super Powers