- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

i love to make shit brix

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to jizz money

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to even

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers