The power to die at will

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power drown in water

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!