The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!