The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to levitate

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!