- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to die at will

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to catch em' all

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to change the color of your poop

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

Pointless Super Powers