The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to write comic books

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!