The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to poop glue.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

the power to get extra homework

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to police irony

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!