The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!