The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to see stuff

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!