The ability to be poor for life

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to drain people's phone battery

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to cum out of your finger tips

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to get wider by eating junk food

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power of learning

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

ability to run very fast forever

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!