- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to become demented

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to smell people's moods

the power to see stuff

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

the power to control nothing

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power of 12% levetation

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers